Johann is checking into the various blogs and websites we allow him on right now. He’s standing in front of the computer singing. Of course, he just finished reading this Ph.D. comic….
So this is the soundtrack to my work right now (yes, I’m going crazy!!):
Hurry Up, Daddy and Graduate!
(To the tune of Joshua fit the Battle of Jericho, Mahalia Jackson style)
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate, graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate and get into graduate school.
Got to get into grad school.
Got to get in there soon.
Got to get into grad school,
Before all the money’s gone. Sooooooo…
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate, graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and get into graduate school soon.
You want to study inverts.
You want to study the deep sea.
Got to study the thermal vents,
So get into grad school now, you know ya got to go.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, ’cause you know you got to go.
Go to go get your masters.
Two years, then we’re gone.
Got to get your masters real soon,
then move on somewhere else.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate, graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, so we can all go to the next stage.
You always talk about Richard.
Always talkin’ ’bout Cindy.
You always talk about Lauren
and Alvin toooooo. Ohhh…
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate, graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate, graduate, graduate.
Hurry up, Daddy and graduate so we can study more.
We gotta go! Gotta go!
Gotta go to get your Ph.D.!
